Here’s the “American Horror Story” Character You’d Be Based on Your Zodiac Sign

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As depraved and twisted as some of them may be, it’s hard not to see yourself, at least partially, in one of the characters who populate the massive American Horror Story universe. From Murder House, all the way through to Roanoke, AHS has given us some of the best characters in recent television memory. Read on to find which American Horror Story character is your zodiac twin.

Aries (March 21 – April 20): Madison Montgomery, from Coven

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Arrogant, confrontational, adventurous: you’re all that and then some. Even when the head of your coven tries to kill you, surprise bitch! You come back from the dead.

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Taurus (April 21 – May 21): Fiona Goode, from Coven

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Stubborn, possessive, and independent, you won’t let anyone throw you off your pedestal. Just make sure your underlings don’t mutiny, and try to stab you in the back.

Gemini (May 22 – June 21): Bette and Dot Tattler, from Freak Show

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Sweet and friendly one moment, guarded and suspicious the next: your personality goes to extremes. Just make sure you don’t let the murderous side get the best of you.

Cancer (June 22 – July 22): Twisty, from Freak Show

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You just want to be loved! Is that really so much to ask? If no one can understand that, well: your overemotional nature may get the best of you, leading to disastrous consequences.

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Leo (July 23 – August 22): Dandy Mott, from Freak Show

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You are the center of the universe, and if you don’t get what you want when you want it, there will be hell to pay.

Virgo (August 23 – September 23): Lana Winters, from Asylum

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Intelligent, observant, and practical, you’ve got the skills to handle any situation. Like, being trapped in an asylum, or in a serial killer’s clutches, for example.

Libra (September 24 – October 23): The Countess, from Hotel

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You’re a romantic who uses your charms to get what you want, whether it be a lover, or the blood of innocent children.

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Scorpio (October 24 – November 22): The Butcher, from Roanoke

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Power-hungry, manipulative, domineering: you’d sell your soul for eternal life and power, in order to reestablish your authority over, as well as punish, those who ousted you from your rightful role as leader.

Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21): Tate Langdon, from Murder House

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You’re intelligent, with a great capacity for love. Hopefully this isn’t too obscured by your psychopathic tendencies…

Capricorn (December 22 – January 20): Spalding, from Coven

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You’re shy; you’d rather spend time in the company of your dolls than with other people. Despite this, your discipline and patience are forces to be reckoned with.

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Aquarius (January 21 – February 19): Misty Day, from Coven

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A creative free spirit, you can’t stand being tied down to anyone or anything—least of all to a coven of witches that thinks you may be its new leader.

Pisces (February 20 – March 20): Jimmy Darling, from Freak Show

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Those big lobster-claw hands hide your sensitive, empathetic, and trusting personality. Make sure not to be too trusting, though: you may end up handless, in a jail cell.

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